If you could excuse me for a moment, I have a standing engagement to make an asshat of myself. If you can't find me, I'll be the one making people feel awkward.

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This is the cutest thing I have ever seen.

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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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